CALL THE POLICE, ADAM LAMBERT WAS FUCKING ROBBED!

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?????????????????????

YOU ARE KIDDING, RIGHT? KRIS ALLEN WON AMERICAN IDOL? SERIOUSLY? I DEMAND A FUCKING RECOUNT!

O.K., ACTUALLY I WAS PREPARING MYSELF ALL DAY FOR THIS OUTCOME. ONLY BECAUSE I FIGURED THAT AMERICA GOT IT WRONG LAST NIGHT ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS", SO I FIGURED THAT THEY WOULD FUCK THIS UP AS WELL. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THEY WERE SAYING IT WAS TOO CLOSE TO CALL. THAT AND I FIGURED THE GOKEY BACKERS WOULD CHOSE THE GENERIC BORING PLAIN VANILLA ICE CREAM THAT IS KRIS ALLEN OVER THE EXCITING ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM THAT IS ADAM LAMBERT. PERSONALLY, IF I WANT VANILLA, I'LL LISTEN TO MICHAEL BUBLE, JASON MRAZ OR JOSHUA RADIN. ADAM IS ORIGINAL! SO ABSOLUTELY LAMBOLICIOUS I COULD EAT HIM UP!

TRUE STORY, GLORIA AND I HAD A BIG LAUGH FEST ON THE PHONE RIGHT AFTER ADAM LOST (BETWEEN OUR CONVERSATION AND INGA'S & MY TEXT MESSAGES). WE ARE ABLE TO LAUGH AT THE RIDICULOUS. WE TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT ADAM IS A SUPERIOR SINGER AND ENTERTAINER. (SERIOUSLY, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER WATCH PERFORM ON STAGE? SOMEONE WHO STANDS IN ONE SPOT STRUMMING A GUITAR OR SOMEONE WITH SHOWMANSHIP THAT WORKS THE ENTIRE STAGE? I REST MY FUCKING CASE! AT LEAST ADAM'S ALREADY GOT HUGE ENTERTAINMENT FIGURES WANTING TO WORK WITH HIM (IE: BROADWAY PRODUCER ADAM SHANKMAN & COMPOSER AND STAR MAKER DAVID FOSTER, JUST TO NAME TWO). WE KNOW THAT ADAM WILL ULTIMATELY OUT SHINE, OUT SELL AND OUT LAST KRIS ALLEN AND IN A FEW YEARS, PEOPLE WON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE BORING CONTEMPORARY SINGER WHO WON, BUT THEY WILL KNOW THE NAME OF THE BLACK NAIL POLISH & EYELINER WEARING GUY WHO SHOULD HAVE WON. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THE BEST SINGER DIDN'T WIN. (I'M REFERRING TO RUBEN STUDDARD & TAYLOR HICKS!)

NOW, I GOTTA GO PACK MY BAGS BECAUSE I'M FUCKING MOVING TO CANADA TOMORROW! ALL THE PEOPLE IN AMERICA WHO VOTED FOR KRIS ALLEN NEED Q-TIPS AND MIRACLE EARS! BETTER YET, YOU PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR KRIS SHOULD MOVE YOUR ASSES TO CANADA BECAUSE THEY HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE THERE SO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THOSE HEARING AIDS YOU ALL FUCKING NEED!!!! (OK, I'M STILL VERY BITTER. THAT WILL TAKE SOME TIME TO GET OVER. TIL THEN, YOU KRIS FANS CAN SUCK MY DICK! SAME GOES FOR YOU LOSER GOKEY FANS AS WELL WHO TOSSED THEIR VOTES TO MR. WHITE BREAD!)

PS: ADAM ROCKS! IT WAS SO COOL THAT HE GOT TO PERFORM WITH QUEEN & KISS. WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE FOR HIM. DESPITE THE INCREDIBLE UPSET, THIS IDOL FINALE IS THE BEST ONE YET! AMAZING PERFORMANCES. ALSO, I LOVED THE GIMMICKS TO LIKE THE BIKINI GIRL. RYAN WAS A HOOT!

MESSAGE TO ADAM LAMBERT: HEY ADAM! IN A FEW YEARS (ON YOUR WAY TO COLLECT ALL YOUR AWARDS AND GOLD & PLATNUM ALBUMS) AS YOU PASS KRIS, LEAVING HIM CHOKING ON YOUR DUST, DO A FAVOR FOR ALL OF US ADAM FANS WHO VOTED 4 HOURS CONTINUOUSLY FOR YOU. LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER AT KRIS AND GIVE HIM ONE OF YOUR DEAD SEXY SNEERS JUST AS A REMINDER TO HIM ON WHO THE REAL AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 8 WINNER SHOULD HAVE BEEN!

btw~did anyone else notice how during his performance, Carlos Santana reached out to shake Adams hand? Not Kris's. So there!

VAMPIRES LOVE AMERICAN IDOL!!!

Edward Cullen & his family are voting for Adam Lambert so

you should too!

VOTE 4 ADAM!

American Idol Upset!!!!

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Who would have thought that Danny Gokey would not be one of the final two standing on American Idol. For weeks people have been saying Kris Allen was a dark horse, but I just never saw him as a contender. I picked him and Matt to finish 3rd and 4th. And to only be separated by 1 million votes between him and Adam. I mean, a million is a lot...but not in American Idols scheme of things. That's just a little two close for comfort. But I really expected it, along with almost everyone else, to be Gokey -vs- Lambert.

See Ya, Danny!

Danny's interview after Idol was nice. (though Paula was bawling in the background) It was only then that he was able to talk freely about his late wife. He said it was a bit of a relief to be voted off. He wasn't able to talk about his wife during Idol because of all the slack he got in the media & blogs because people accused him of using his story to win sympathy votes. It was really sad to see him talk about his wife, and that he went from sitting next to his wife's casket wishing he was dead to 10 months later singing on the Idol stage. I really wish him luck. Normally I'm not sad to see the Idol contestants go, as long as they aren't the horse I'm backing. I'm the type of person who usually loves to see people cry because their dreams have just been crushed. (*wink -- kidding...kind of) But I really wanted 2nd place for Danny. Though, he's gonna have a huge career even finishing 3rd. It's still 3rd place out of like 100,000. Nothing to sneeze at.

Ok, so it's Adam and Kris in the final two. This might actually be a good thing for Adam. Might have been harder to beat Gokey than it will (thinking positive) to beat Kris. We just have to hope that Gokey's peeps toss their votes towards Adam. I hope they see it as Kris took Danny's spot, since everyone was saying Adam was a shoe in anyway. I hear that voting is 4 hours next week. Seriously, I'll have a blister on my finger come Wednesday, because I will vote the entire time.

So, Rock on all you Adam fans and you'd better fucking vote next Tuesday!

American Idol TOP 3!

I picked them! OK, I actually picked the Top 4 as Adam, Danny, Chris & Matt but as we know that didn't work out. But I'm going to take credit for picking Top 3 from Hollywood week. I'm looking forward to the two songs each they are performing next week. Twice as much Adam. That's not a bad thing!

Farewell, Allison!

Though I'm not a "fan" of yours, you have a set of pipes on you girl. My main problem with you was your age. Actually, that's more my #2 problem with you. #1 is you mumble when you sing and I get enough of that mumble shit when I watch Kristen Stewart in "Twilight". But you're just a child and I figure people such as Danny & Adam who are older need this shot more than you. You're practically 1/2 their ages so your time will come. Meanwhile, go back to school with the other 17 year olds and go to the prom or whatever.

By the way, Adam is a rock god!