OK, first off, hurray... it's finally March 21st and the "Twilight" DVD was released with a lot of hoopla. However, what the hell is up with them offering a special two-disc version on Amazon.com for $25.00 and then coming out with a special 3-disc version at Target for $18 (which also includes a free download of the movie on fucking iTunes.) This really irks me beyond words. No actually, I've got two words for it.....BULL & SHIT! Unfortunately for my life, this is pretty much par for course. Just a typical day in the life of me. I tell you, I live on an island compiled of shit surround by an ocean of piss! Aagghh...
OK, I feel better now. Moving on...
OK, I just pay-per-viewed "Twilight" off my Dish Demand (thankfully, I actually had a "free rental" certificate. Who'd have guessed, right?) so I can now watch it all day on a continuous loop. Also, since I DVR'd it I get to keep it for at least a month so that I can watch it whenever I want. Yippee, Edward Cullen 24/7. What more can a girl ask for. (Second thought, don't ask). So anyway, I will probably rip apart the movie on another posting (can't help it, I don't miss anything and there is some weird shit in it and I also think I have undiagnosed O.C.D.) But right now, I just want to say that the best part of having "Twilight" on my T.V. is the closed caption capability. To be able to understand exactly what Miss Bella Mumble Fucktard was saying is a relief. She stuttered and stammered through the whole movie! Hopefully since "Twilight" made trillions of dollars, Summit will spend a little $$$ and hire her a speech therapist for it's sequel "New Moon". (Also great about CC is that it had the music lyrics on screen...well, not all of them. Ironically, they weren't even able to figure out what the hell Rob Pattinson was singing during "Let Me Sign" during the scene where he's sucking the venom out of Bella's hand. It merely reads "bluesy pop ballad playing". Too Fucking Funny! Love it.
OK, I feel better now. Moving on...
OK, I just pay-per-viewed "Twilight" off my Dish Demand (thankfully, I actually had a "free rental" certificate. Who'd have guessed, right?) so I can now watch it all day on a continuous loop. Also, since I DVR'd it I get to keep it for at least a month so that I can watch it whenever I want. Yippee, Edward Cullen 24/7. What more can a girl ask for. (Second thought, don't ask). So anyway, I will probably rip apart the movie on another posting (can't help it, I don't miss anything and there is some weird shit in it and I also think I have undiagnosed O.C.D.) But right now, I just want to say that the best part of having "Twilight" on my T.V. is the closed caption capability. To be able to understand exactly what Miss Bella Mumble Fucktard was saying is a relief. She stuttered and stammered through the whole movie! Hopefully since "Twilight" made trillions of dollars, Summit will spend a little $$$ and hire her a speech therapist for it's sequel "New Moon". (Also great about CC is that it had the music lyrics on screen...well, not all of them. Ironically, they weren't even able to figure out what the hell Rob Pattinson was singing during "Let Me Sign" during the scene where he's sucking the venom out of Bella's hand. It merely reads "bluesy pop ballad playing". Too Fucking Funny! Love it.
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